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Humour Why work late?
Tweet Fri, April 22, 2005 at 15:57
Fri, April 22, 2005 at 15:57 I got this one from a friend by email:
Statistically Speaking
* 9% of women swallow.
* 10% of women have had sex within the first hour of their first date.
* 20% of men have had sex in a nontraditional place.
* 36% of women favor nudism.
* 45% of women prefer dark men with green eyes.
* 46% of women have experienced anal sex.
* 70% of women prefer sex in the morning.
* 80% of men have never experienced a homosexual encounter.
* 90% of women would like to have sex in the forest.
* 99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than having sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral: Do not stay late at the office. Nothing good will ever come of it.
Reader Comments (2)
Why work late?
This is why I don't work late and spend my weekends hiking and mountain biking in forests.
Why work late?
This is why I don't work late and spend my weekends hiking and mountain biking in forests.