A roll of newspaper as a puppy training tool

Since we are very much in puppy mode, this piece of information G found on the Web is most useful.  I think it is fair to say that rolled up newspaper is somewhat dubious as a puppy training tool.  I think this piece settles this debate once and for all and confirms the tremendous value of rolled up newspaper as a tool for training puppies:

A rolled up newspaper can be an effective training tool when used properly.
For instance, use the rolled-up newspaper if your dog chews up something inappropriate or has a housebreaking accident.
Bring the dog over to the destroyed object (or mess), 
Then take the rolled-up newspaper…
And hit yourself over the head as you repeat the phrase,

“I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG; I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG!"

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  • Dan

    Nice, Nice, Nice! How HOT is the new Nano?!?! I’d recommend 2 things 1.) Buy a 4 gig Black one 2.) Ditch IE. I’m a big fan of Blog sites and IE doesn’t allow you to add the RSS feed in your bookmarks. I traded IE for the free Ideal Broswer which is based off of Mozilla Firefox and I love it. It’s 100 times more secure and web pages load twice as fast. Not to mention that I can now add my favorite RSS feeds to my bookmarks. =-) You can check out the browser here http://www.Idealbrowser.com

  • Dan

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